A new Masterpiece

It must be. The time it has taken to paint I expect to see it in the Tate Gallery in the near future. Oh yes CP is wielding a brush and tackling that previously undiscovered black hole known as the bog. I am expecting it to look like this




but suspect it will actually turn out like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSDUfPUjCoo

Now we know how you spend your time when you're not on the computer!! Can you do my front room, please?

Only if you don't need it ready before your wake Z. Honestly I have never known anyone prevaricate so much about putting a coat of paint on a wall

I think your expectations as shown in the first post were a little optimistic, Mags. I know that KIng François I of France kep the Mona Lisa in his bog, but you're not quite royalty, are you?

I'm not just painting the walls, doing the cieling as well. A lot of thought has to go into doing this job so that it looks right while you're sat there contemplating.

OOOH I had to think about it. Need a brew to recover from that.



Bloody hell stirring paint is hard work need two brews and a fag to get over that.





Oh that's the ceiling done but I had to look up to do it a beer a fag and a butty before I can do anymore.







Its lunchtime now so time for another break.


And on and on and on and on the saga goes

Zarathustra wrote:I think your expectations as shown in the first post were a little optimistic, Mags. I know that KIng François I of France kep the Mona Lisa in his bog, but you're not quite royalty, are you?

I bloody am. I'm a bloody princess I am. Just ask CP

cornish-pixie wrote:I'm not just painting the walls, doing the cieling as well. A lot of thought has to go into doing this job so that it looks right while you're sat there contemplating.

Will you just get the bloody painting done XXXXXXXXXX

You're getting the idea. No use rushing these things, you only end up doing it again if it's not right the first time. Had my brew, butty & beer now. Onto the walls next.

mags wrote:

cornish-pixie wrote:I'm not just painting the walls, doing the cieling as well. A lot of thought has to go into doing this job so that it looks right while you're sat there contemplating.

Will you just get the bloody painting done XXXXXXXXXX

I'm going, i'm going. Don't get your wig off. XXX

Can't anymore. I rebelled and got it cut

mags wrote:Can't anymore. I rebelled and got it cut

Does that mean no more pigtails & gymslips? XXX

mags wrote:

Zarathustra wrote:I think your expectations as shown in the first post were a little optimistic, Mags. I know that KIng François I of France kep the Mona Lisa in his bog, but you're not quite royalty, are you?

I bloody am. I'm a bloody princess I am. Just ask CP

Of course you are!! I'm sorry.

I bloody hate painting ceilings.

cornish-pixie wrote:

mags wrote:Can't anymore. I rebelled and got it cut

Does that mean no more pigtails & gymslips? XXX

YURS

Just this from now on



or this




or this

Zarathustra wrote:I bloody hate painting ceilings.

Imagine how hard it must be for CP then he's half your size

Yes, but he stands on your shoulders!

Anyway, Michelangelo did it. And he didn't have rollers! (No, not the ones your put in your hair.)

He is a giant among men

mags wrote:He is a giant among men

Who? Michelangelo or CP?