Yorkshire Men aka Proper chaps

Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by..
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft b*gger!"

Bloke from Barnsley with a sore bum asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg

Barnsley miner comes home from day shift to find his wife bleeding from her nether regions. He 'phones the doctor who asks him, " Has she got the coil in?"
He replies. " Coil in? She hasn't got me tea ready yet!."